(RPITTBIHNF)= Random person I talk to because I don't have friends:

Me: I feel like I've spent half my life wasted on liking random boys, and the other half worrying about things that never happened.

(RPITTBIHNF): What are you prepared to do about all these 'conclusions'?

Me: I have no f****** clue.

(RPITTBIHNF): Well, good luck with that, moron.