Via

Dear life,

     I'm putting you on hold for just a while.

Sign human
~Sent via dark bar, bright lights, good karaoke

Dear Human,

    Good f'ing luck.

Sign Life
~Sent via a mans' couch you made out with that night

Dear Life,

     F you!

Sign Human
~Sent via path of least resistance, weeping, in corner, near bed

Dear Human,

     Please do what you can to change from what you've just woken up to.

Sign Life
~Sent via acceptance.

Dear Life,

     Okay.

Sign Human
~Via he never even called.