How to... Bake a Divorce.

• Find out what 'irreconcilable differences' really means to you
• Read websites that don't help
• Continue to read those websites
• Realize it really won't help reading those websites
• Talk to everyone you know, and some you don't, and lots of people who want you to shut it, about how he's an a#& hole
• Realize he makes you cry more than he makes you laugh
• Realize you're making more than yourself miserable by sticking around
• Try to work it out
• Realize he's ten when you do so
• Make use of your time exercising your legs instead of your mouth
• Realize above all else we are responsible for ourselves, our happiness, our lives, our pains, our emotions, our success, our security and no one else's
• Let cool
• Literally walk it off
• Try to stop crying
• Buy a car!