All the energy, everything in the universe does not go wasted

My 7th grade science teacher said everything in the universe, all the energy, everything in the universe does not go wasted. All the energy in the universe is consumed, used, spent, dissipated, evaporated, melted, washed away, becomes a liquid gas or solid and does not expire, disappear or leave. All of it stays. And then some dip sh** had to go and say something immature to the magic he just explained "Even farts?!" And he said "Especially farts!" Or something like that. But it doesn't go away. I just keep going on and on about that lately and i just don't know why.

 I may mean nothing  to you, but I mean a lot to me

Blocked

Dogs: 

This side's blocked. But this side, is my new favorite way of entering your room. Even though the other side of your room is completely accessible--like I said, this is my new favorite way of entering your room. 

SOOO... if you'd please take the many hints I've given, such as approaching the blocked side while whining and looking your way, (all in front of said blocked area,) and PLEASE unblock it, I'll reward you by using the side that wasn't blocked to begin with, anyways.

There's a problem

There's a problem when you start treating people like they're numbers, instead of people. They start to do what numbers do best, they start adding and SUBTRACTING.

He focused on what mattered

It was as though he was above the food, floating, (TRULY FLOATING!) entertaining hosts of his soul, instead of hosts of his job. That's what I liked most about him, his ability to continuously, float above the fray of the bull S*** of all this. He focused on what really mattered.