Stranger: Hi, it's seems like you have a lot of problems, what are you prepared to do about them all?
Me: Get drunk, watch a lot of useless online gifs, videos, then message and or stalk random people from my past who can't ultimately positively affect my current situation in life.
Stranger: Solid plan for a loser.
Me: ;)

I care

They care
I'm sure they care,
They care all the time,
Look at them God da## caring!
They're caring up the place!
They're, there,
Right there!
There over there caring right now!
They care so much....
Those F**** caring people,
They break my F**** heart.
See,
I care too.
I care so much!
Oh!
See me caring over here!
Why don't you notice my caring!
Hey,
You,
Over there
F###### notice my caring...
So my caring..
It's not the same as their caring...
Is it?
No,
and in fact,
They don't actually care,
Because I'm just a tool,
A F****** tool,
That, uh, well, here's the embarrassing part,
Actually f**** cares....