So, since I've gotten here
My phone has sizzled out and died
I've gotten the wrong phone so I can't text
Or texting takes FOREVER
Because the phone is from an early 2000 model
Where you have to poke and poke and poke
Until you get the right letter to appear
So I scream in my head
YES, it's an S, that's I wanted!
Oh, and all that sizzling ruined all the contacts in my phone
Then I had a sheering pain in the left side of my month
While I tried to sleep
That ended being a wisdom tooth
A WISDOM TOOTH
A WISDOM TOOOOOOTTTHHHHH
Rotting away.
So 300 or some odd dollars I get that taken out on Tuesday.
Then I find out the buses here kinda suck
The people are kinda scary
I kinda hate it here
And fear the winter.
I have no decent bar just down the road
And I want to stick my head in a bay of hey
Milk some cows for minimum wage
While me and my dog sleep in the barn.
